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- About one tenth of my ass is permanently covered in ice!
- An average beaver can cut down my ass every year!
- Finding my ass on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck!
- Until the 1960s, my ass was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
- My ass once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
- Olive oil was used for washing my ass in the ancient Mediterranean world.
- You can tell if my ass has been hard-boiled by spinning it. If it stands up, it is hard-boiled.
- It is bad luck to walk under my ass!
- The difference between my ass and a village is that my ass does not have a church!
- Over 2000 people have now climbed my ass, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.